"You're a big girl in 8th grade now"
Mommy always told me
But I still always insisted
That I did not need that silly sandwhich
Everyone always made fun of me!!!
So one day I realized
There was one thing better than lunch no matter what
And that was the sweet sleep with a boy
And the fun wrestling under the covers
Oh mommy, my tummy's big now, just like you!
So mommy dearest, I have two words
Surprise, I'm pregnant
Let me burst into verse
Oh dang, that was 3 words wasn't it?
I'm going to need to study math a little harder
Junior high is such a bummer
So surprise mom, I'm pregnant!
And one more thing...
The boy who's daddy to dolly in my tummy
Is one that makes fun of me
As I eat my sandwhich from my papered bag lunch