I'm no poet, these are just written for fun. If they make you laugh then wunderbar!
I love how simple limericks are. Sure, they're structured, but at the same time, so short and fun.
One rhymes with two
And two does not rhyme with a few
While three rhymes with four
And four rhymes some more
Five is not up to you.
140 is the min
less would be like a shark with no fin
and thats not allowed
or you'll be fouled
Perhaps you'll be kicked in the shin.
Third is the worst
Of hairy chests ye be cursed
Oysters, clams and mussels
Live the life with out fuss-els
And here ends this verse
[and chapter, woooo]