One, two buckle my shoe.

I'm no poet, these are just written for fun. If they make you laugh then wunderbar!
I love how simple limericks are. Sure, they're structured, but at the same time, so short and fun.

One rhymes with two

And two does not rhyme with a few

While three rhymes with four

And four rhymes some more

Five is not up to you.


140 is the min

less would be like a shark with no fin

and thats not allowed

or you'll be fouled

Perhaps you'll be kicked in the shin.


Third is the worst

Of hairy chests ye be cursed

Oysters, clams and mussels

Live the life with out fuss-els

And here ends this verse

[and chapter, woooo]

The End

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