Ippitty uppity way down by the pond,
A little wee faerie is waving her wand.
Her gestures are big and they're grand,
But she's just getting a wart off her hand!
Ippitty uppity home from the zoo,
I met a man who played the kazoo.
He smiled and wiggled his nose,
Then he danced around on his toes!
Ippitty uppity and lickity split,
My little brother is throwing a fit.
He jumps up and down in the air,
So I grab the little brat by the hair!