The Makerandy Moojer men

Perdoodled plummily,

Perdoodled twice and then again,

Cavorting Crummily.

In Eufaluzic order, they

stood on the distant shore,

Making aquif muzak on the way,

With casmadarthic score.

The ear-drums of the kalte-socks

Sprang high and far and wide,

As from the warm, cretaceous rocks,

(From right deep down inside),

Came thungerlings and fraggerskips,

Callooderling along

In rythmic hops and bandernips,

With thwarted unisong.

Pelarnic songsters!, walk this way

Across the foaming main,

With eggs and chips upon your tray;

Avoid the shipping lane!!!.

Becareful to keep ever clear

Ofsirens, pigs and wales

And don't drink yankee, strong root beer

From antarastic pails.

Accostive oil rigs, may be, too,

A problem on the sea,

So, if they come too close to you,

Proffer a cup of tea,

Tosoothe the mad, cagantic maws

Parading up and out,

They may not touch you without cause,

So watch what your about.

Belay your najer-wan-fed mood,

Let calm and wet prevail,

With soft, griafler tavert stewed,

Hoist up your sinnfer sail.

Let Louis Vuitton be the judge

Of who moght Slanted walk to fast

In sooper slanted, sandy sludge

Across the sea-bed vast.

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This is a Poem by my Great Grandfarther John Perkins and because i have enjoyed them so much i feel i should share its delights xx Glossary of Definitions; Moojer- Shortened version of "moody major". (Moody because they all are majors and no one will take orders from the others). Makerandy- A corruption of "Mac" (Scottish name prefix) and Andy an acient scottish royal. Perdoodled- to "doodle" about as per. Eufaluzic Agreeably positioned, but without special formation:- Forming a harmonious whole. Squif muzak- Tipsy background music Casmadarthic Score- a couteous cascade of notes. suitable for playing to ladies. Kalte socks- from the german. worn on hot feet to cool 'em. Thumgerlings- pygmies' digits. Fraggerskips- skippers with fragile, but fragrant attitude. Callooderling along- galumphing around in circles to the sound of a calliope. not a lot to do with callisthenics. that's too energetic. Pelarnic songsters- singers with a thin veneer or thread of melody Antarastic pails- antifantastic in other words common or garden buckets adapted to serve root beer. Cagantic maws- prehistoric monsters narmally caged who preform mad antics. Najer-wan-fed~ the hungry person's lowest point who wouldn't be if starving? Griaffler tavert- a steamed up version of shredded wheat. Sinnfer sail- Sinnfer as in sinnfony a harmonious pictures to behold. Louis Vuiton- the travel case salesman. The Waggerdoofs Calter cups- Short for mini Calabash Vessels Toasted Ammaroos- scones made from American sweet corn and "roo" (Kangeroo Gravy) Granchycots- A ginger cookie which one has to grind and crunch with one's teeth. not suitable for drinking!

updated May 6 '09 by Coral