Once upon an amber moon He bounced over a red dragoon
I met a man in silver shoon,
who tried to sing a bouncy tune
While sitting on a black balloon
and playing on a green bassoon,
In the berry merry month of June.
who was untidy and roughhewn
and carried a maroon harpoon.
He tried to pierce the balloon,
But luckily it was immune
To the attack of that buffoon.
The man continued to croon
As he went into the blue lagoon.
He suffered a bad mistune
When confronted by Neptune
Who whipped up a strong typhoon
To drown the man and his bassoon.
Once upon an amber moon
He bounced over a red dragoon