You took me to Paris to see the
Mango cocktail boats and the
Big ugly sea monster that floats
In the sky, a sky monster (not a bird).
Cheers to the happy couple,
A toast, and strawberry jam making my fingers sticky.
We floated through the trees
To visit the children, they didn't wave back.
You look like a wizard with that bowler hat,
You made my wish come true,
I didn't make a wish,
But it's all ok because now I'm a bear,