No Homo, You're Mine.Mature

Little poem I wrote about one of my friends. Trying to make him feel as awckward as possible.

 Kenny you're so porky.

and your cheeks are glowing red.

You always act so dorky.

I want you in my bed.

You probably never shave.

And your hair feels super spikey.

But you can be my slave.

Come help put on my nighty.

Your short and stubby stature.

Is great beyond compare.

You look like Margaret Thatcher.

With slightly shorter hair.

You funny little bastard.

You fill my heart with joy.

In this art we have mastered.

You'll forever be my toy.

The End

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