Oh queen of catchy Eurodance,

(the blonde one, not the ginger)--

Where would Mr. President be without you?

Probably still in Germany,

at least not in the States,

and definitely not on the Billboard Hot 100.

Thanks, T-Seven, for Coco Jambo

and, what was that other song?

Oh sorry, I was thinking of Coco Jambo again.

A one-hit-wonder from where I'm standing

but it sure was toe-tapping, eh?

Ayyaya, coco jambo, ayyayai!

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Author guidance for This poem

These poems are inspired by a members' names, and involve some deviation of them. I've christened the process "name skating" in honour of the original poem.

The only guidelines are as follows:

1) It has to be a poem. The type of poem does not matter :)

2) It has to be about the name of an author on the site, and the title must reflect this. NOTE: Poems are not about the authors themselves.

3) It must play somehow on their screen name, whether this be by use of a pun, or other wordplay, such as using their name in a different sense than usual.

4) Don't do the same author twice. There are over 8000 to pick from, this shouldn't be too hard ;)

5) (optional) Let the author know you've written a chapter for them, and if you've really messed with the name, let the readers know who the actual author is.

Authors already included:
mynameiskate
NeverChance
Eloosive
chaosbeing
bluejay
Emmy
smac972
Elemental
Estelix
rawrr
darkliquid
Parkovic
Burnthestars
Tasha_Noble
nickb
Elorithryn
CraziestToaster
Ruby_Marina
aryst0krat
Archi_Teuthis
JackRubashevskiy
jdxx
LairdTom
Asheyna
Tad_Winslow
Jonty
olius_brightwell
g2LaPianistaIrlandesa
Faltarego
Spockeh
penwomanship
moonwalker
Tillet
Druidx
RedheadRose
Bill_Hartzia
chasing42
MyFlipFlopsBpopN
SpookOfNight
Rac7hel
Lyre
d.f.m
cassandra
seldom
Ratiax?
Dysphemism
CharlieRoberts?

updated Mar 7 '10 by aryst0krat