Sell Dumb

Ever been told you’re too smart for your own good?
Do you always do exactly as you should?
Are all your decisions financially sound?
Keep your head out of the clouds, feet on the ground?
Aren’t you tired of worrying so much?
And being used as all your worthless friends’ crutch?

Well boy howdy, do we have a deal for you!
We know you will think it’s too good to be true!
But it works, not like that Elorithrine junk!
One sip and you’ll think you spent your whole life drunk!
So don’t let being too smart be a bummer!
Take Brain Gone and be twenty percent dumber!

The End

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