Penn Woman's Hip

There is a brand new syndrome
Baffling all the medicos.
They say that this condition
is selective. They suppose
It only strikes the females
of a single US State.
So if you are a girl in
Pennsylvania, do not wait.
You'll need to get the vaccine
And it's cheap, and fast to ship
Its name is Elorithrine™
Get it now, or lose your hip.

The End

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