Faltar's Eggo

Faltar tried to toast his eggo
But the toaster wouldn't leggo
He tried to pull it out with a sock
But he got a nasty shock.

He hit the toaster with a hammer,
but he missed and hit his camera.
He threw the toaster on the floor,
And it bounced right out the door.

It bounced  right across the road,
And on the way it squashed a toad.
It stopped and popped up its' eggo
Just for a lady that was preggo.

The End

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