Archi's tooth is bigger than yours,
It can open platinum doors;
Behind that shining enamel
Lies the strength of fifty camels!
If you see her ruby lips part,
Best get yourself a running start.
Archi's tooth will cut you to shreds;
Dream of it and you'll wet your bed.
"Lock it up and throw out the key!"
"Put an end to her biting spree!"
But we know this will not be done.
After all, it's her only one.