When something ails you,
and makes you feel sick ,
take Elorithrine™
You'll get better, quick.

When life is rotten
and you feel like hell
take Elorithrine™
You'll soon be quite well.

If you are sniffling
and coughing, and sore
take Elorithrine™
(from any good store).

Elorithrine™ will kill
any virus or bug
and even exterminate
fleas in your rug.

The wondrous sensation,
The miracle potion
We present Elorithrine™
(also cream or lotion).

So, buy Elorithrine™.
Each home should have plenty
You'll receive a discount
on cases of twenty!

The End

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