So I’m swimming around in peanut butter
It’s a leisure activity of life
I go to the PB pool each Wednesday
And dive off the diving board knife.
If you particularly enjoy the activity
(You often swim in Peanut butter)
You can apply for your free pass
As a registered Peanutter.
You can float on the Peanut shell floats
Or sit under the peanut shell huts
You could chat up the peanut shell lifeguards
But I’d avoid it if you’re allergic to nuts!