So I'm swimming around in Peanut butter.

So I’m swimming around in peanut butter

It’s a leisure activity of life

I go to the PB pool each Wednesday

And dive off the diving board knife.


If you particularly enjoy the activity

(You often swim in Peanut butter)

You can apply for your free pass

As a registered Peanutter.


You can float on the Peanut shell floats

Or sit under the peanut shell huts

You could chat up the peanut shell lifeguards

But I’d avoid it if you’re allergic to nuts!       

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