A Mouse named Cheddar

There was a little mouse,

Who, very unfortunately,

Was named by the head of the house,

After the thing that he used to hate.

 

Cheddar was his name,

And oddly enough he despised

That type of cheese, which brought him fame,

And people came to ask, Why?

 

And everytime he saw

A hunk that ghastly orange stuff,

He'd shout while throwing up his paws,

Isn't there anything else at all?

 

There was a little mouse,

Who, very unfortunately,

Was named by the head of the house,

After the thing he would hate.

 

 

The End

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