Captain Sally, where to next?
"Avast, we set upon a lethal course
Across the yonder tarmac sea
To plunder sweets, from my daddy!"
"Avast! A landlubber, with a 20p!"
"Can I have a go?"
"For your doubloons, first mate you'll be!
Come sail, for fine sugared booty!"
"Sally, now, it's time to go.
The shopping's done."
"Shiver me timbers! The kraken has come!"
"Enough, that's no way to speak to your mum!"
Thus Sally's time of adventures had passed
Captain Sally may have lost her plastic ship
The kraken's cruel arms pulling her from the mast
But sugared booty she had at the end of her trip.