They say the smell of roses is love,
And the smell of the sea is bliss,
But there's one smell that ain't so great
Now believe when I tell you this.
It smells like old, mouldy bread,
With a touch of stinky veg,
A little drop of sweat and
What the dog did in the hedge.
If you throw in a little dirt,
And a pinch of kitchen salt,
A whole load of smelly cheese, with
A touch of horse's malt.
If you whisk it up together
And add leave it out to sun-dry
Come back in the morning and
You have the aroma of Laundry.