I met God, and he asked
If he could toss me off.
I must admit, I was rather stunned
I'd never imagined this,
of all things.
And, though it was a day of strange things
And I had trouble finding my way
And I suppose I shouldn't have been surprised
(It was a fine mid-August day
And yet the air was chill-ish)
I must admit, to my embarassment
I never knew God was British.