Deep Fried Panda Time

Exotic foods are sold these days,
I've heard of steamed snake.
I've also heard of cockroaches
Being eaten and other bugs
That you can bake.

But one thing I've never heard of
But really want to try,
Is deep-fried panda meat.
I've seen them cute in zoos.
Could they taste like rye?

All cut up in slivers
Frying in oil.
Such cute creatures being eaten.
Not a pleasant thought to think,
While you set them to boil.

So deep-fried panda is not to my taste.
I prefer looking at them
While they're still alive.
Instead of tasting them
When they're dead.

The End

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