One, two, three bars sit atop my screen,

Whoever hogs my bandwidth, I'll tell you it's plain mean,

How do you know my password? It's not even obvious,

I'm hoping that you'll disconnect if I keep up the fuss.

One, two, just two bars?! This is hardly fair...

How do you access my signal from all the way over there?

I'm telling you to go away and leave my network alone!

It's simple, just click "Disconnect from Tom's Router: Home".

One bar, that's really it, this has to be a joke...

The Protagonize homepage is taking far too long to load.

I thought I'd told you enough times, so what do you not get?

I paid for it, so it's only fair that I use my Internet.

The End

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