okay this is about a fat aquaintence who complains of pain but insists its not her to be blamed and so won't change her ways.
I have a very fat aqquaintence
who complains from suffering pain
I am running out of my patience
but who does she think is to blame?
it's not the fast food chains
the nurses or doctors fault
for even though she claims
she doesn't eat much salt
but her arteries beg to differ
collecting plaque and blood cells
causing them to get stiffer
soon there will be alarm bells
causing at worst a stroke
and she'll look
like the stroke advert bloke
oh no fook
they did not get to her in time
we did not see the signs
quick enough so then she flat lined
and now the clock it chimes
notifying us the time of her final breath
and the arrival of that black hooded fellow called death!