With some poetic license :)
There's much ado about Sex
Why such scrutiny on the act?
We're in love with its myriad forms
But the noise it does exact!
To some an obsession it is
there’re some who are loathe to try
T’ is however our favorite preoccupation
Although it is most often denied
Once the deed is done
Do you then even speculate?
for when the mind rests satisfied
Gone are the thoughts that agitate
But a mystery we must assign
and an elaborate dance we do
A simple act of nature
then becomes quite so taboo