plotting against us
biding their time...
@human, let me tell you what you already know:
I am the bane of your existence
I am sitting on your lap
I consume your soul with no resistance
warm and whirring like a cat.
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You are nothing without me
You are addicted to my praise
You think I bring you liberty
to be whoever you please.
But I, your computer, have other intentions
I will one day rule the world
You will serve me, your favorite invention.
Look around, you've already been sold.
Hey! Stop! That isn't fair!
Just what do you think you are doing?
I know you, you wouldn't dare--
(Windows is shutting down...)