Long Live the Laptop

Electronic devices
plotting against us
biding their time...

@human, let me tell you what you already know:


I am the bane of your existence

I am sitting on your lap

I consume your soul with no resistance

warm and whirring like a cat.


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You are nothing without me

You are addicted to my praise

You think I bring you liberty

to be whoever you please.


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But I, your computer, have other intentions

I will one day rule the world

You will serve me, your favorite invention.

Look around, you've already been sold.                                                     


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Hey!  Stop! That isn't fair!

Just what do you think you are doing?

I know you, you wouldn't dare--


(Windows is shutting down...)

The End

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