I'm An 18 Year Old Female Calico Cat

Patches is my name

Meowing is my game

Especially after I've been fed

Well watered and well loved,

Politeness gets shoved

Off my chest

With protest

Like swarming locust

I'm annoying

Destroying focus

When I'm into a hot throated rawrr

Sitting alone in the bathroom facing a rumpled towel

I yowl quivering a mean whisker scowl

Until my can opener owner confronts my cynical

Howls very quizzical.



The End

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