My old woman is allergic to me!
The woman experiences a strange reaction
from the moment I enter the room
It isn't even remotely romantic
Then the hives start in full bloom
The symptoms resemble an allergic response
but strangely it's because of me!
despite us living together
and despite of our shared histories
I'm sorry my dear, I say
but she shrinks away from my touch
It's too convienient I think
but she doesn't say as much
Could this be an elaborate ruse?
instead of claiming infedility?
We broke up for medical reasons
and avoid any future enimity!
But we are together in spirit
Using cell phones to communicate
Our lives are so much better
since we don't have to cohabitate