Just for fun - no disrespect intended.
I opened the door for a lady
thanked me, I said "Welcome Ma’am"
She then hit me with her purse
and what ensued was pure bedlam
Apparently usage of that term
these days was derogatory
Showing manners to a woman
no longer considered obligatory!
Women are now these days empowered
and over time been liberated
terms of endearment unnecessary
and only make them aggravated
Oh men do have their uses
but they're so old and antiquated
to be used as beasts of burden
then tamed and domesticated