Lizzie Borden Goes on a Rampage (A Fyre and Mokona production)
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
Gave her father Fourty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father Fourty-One.
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa.
If she ever meets up with you,
She will give you Fourty-Two.
And if she sees you with me,
She will give us Fourty-Three.
If in her face you slam the door,
She will give your Fourty-Four.
And if she finds you're still alive,
She will give you Fourty-Five.
If you blast a remix of Styx,
She will give you Fourty-Six.
If you're up in 7th Heaven,
She will give you Fourty-Seven.
And if she's done and you feel hate,
She will give you Fourty-Eight.
But if you get a bunch of twine,
She will die by Fourty-Nine.
And wrap it up around her neck,
She won't get to Fifty yet.
And when you think that you have won,
She'll be back four Fifty-One.
Oh dear oh my what shall we do?
Lizzie Borden's Out For You!
(Chapter Two coming soon!)
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"Basically, what if Lizzie Borden's nursery rhyme went past the famous first 2 li..."
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