Chocolate bar

210 calories

Apple

50 calories

They’re in everything

Everything

Just can’t escape ‘em

And oh how I want to

Really want to

Escape

Escape

Escape

But I can’t

Verbal thrashing

For when I only eat an apple a day

And yet apparently

It keeps the doctor away

Keeps me safe

From the evil

The fat

The calories

Keeps me so safe

And yet

Everyone’s determined to push them on me

The fat

Fat

Fat

And look at them

Disgusting

So vile

And yet

They expect me to share

Join in with a smile

Well I say no

I don’t want the calories

The fat

The evil

I want to be thin

I want to be perfect

I need to be thin

I need to be perfect

So I’ll eat only an apple a day

And I’ll keep the evil away

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