1) i found this on the interwebz and i really liked it.
this is a morbid twist on a classic nursery rhyme
2) a haiku that i also found on the interwebz that i found particularly fantastic
1) Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and drowned, and Jill ran home soon after.
2) Haikus are pretty; but sometimes they don't make sense; refrigerator