In Hac Lacrimarum ValleMature

Dear Mom,

I am speechless;
at a loss for something to say.
I read the email you sent me
and it sucked in a really big way.

Unlike your last lachrymose missive,
this one just made me say "Ow!"
and realise how jaundiced, how bitter you are;
you self-centred, stuck-up old cow.