Haiku: The Excuses Version

Forgot my homework?

No, my iguana ate it.

He was real hungry.


You ask me again:

Get the same answer always:

I'm washing my hair.


Do those pants look nice?

Wait, are you asking me twice?

Hey, your hair looks good.



Ridiculous? Yes. But also ridiculously fun to write.

The End

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