So glad you all could be here today
and the next week or two or eight.
This is reality
Existence as we really know it...
This is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!!
We'll do more fun things
than you've ever really done!
Just you ten dudes,
and you ten chicks,
Playing this game we call
"Pick the Lunatics!"
As you know, four of you
are completely raving mad.
Figure out who,
but whatever you do...
Don't do anything bad!
Whoever wins gets loads of gold
and a lifetime contract for their own TV show
Where they can sit on their butt
and get very old
Until the internet generation grows up and no one cares about this junk anymore