If I were served kitten soup

If I were served some kitten soup
and knew it to be so,
I would turn my face in much disgust
and wrinkle up my nose
Never, hear me? NEVER will I
EVER eat a kitten
even if a delicious broth is served to me
right where I'm sittin'.
No way, No how, Don't even try
to make me eat kitten soup
and even if it tasted good,
It would be embarrassing to poop

The End

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