The telephone, I hear it ring
"Halloooo, Halooo, it's Boffles"
to the other end I sing
Bla Bla Bla Birthday Party,
for some fat pimply faced lame lardy
I guess I'm off to entertain
an insolent jerk named Marty
"Hey there", I jump up and down with a bound
"Who's the silliest clown in town?
I think I'd rather choke these kids
but instead pass baloons around
Oh now, who wants some birthday gum?
(as I'm leering at some kid's mom)
Since Marty's looking up her dress
I should slap her in the bum
A root toot toot, oh what a hoot,
Look at the clown in his birthday suit!
I've had too much rum and I'm covered in puke
Boffles, once again, is getting the boot!