And so,firemen were able to get the cat from the tree
and that's all for local news, let's move on to it nationally
it seems we have a clear winner, another election spent,
now live, through channel five, we'll hear from the new President
"I'd like to thank you all for coming, including reporters too
as your new president, there's a lot I'd like to do
including some 'controversial laws' I think that I'll push through
in the coming days, I'll need a raise, through taxpayers, that's you"
"Don't think that I'm uncaring about those that I call bums,
those homeless folk, and other jokes who have trouble finding slums
I know,yes, they're starving, unemployed and glum.
Okay, fine. We'll feed them then, but we'll feed them then in rum.
And to the rest of you wretched slobs
complaining about a lack of jobs
I've heard about your insolent sobs
Go to school, you ignorant fools, or end up eating squab
I'm sure you reporters have some questions for me
I have your answers, most happily
Interviews will of course, cost a fee
If it's a bad word, and it's yours I've heard, you'll be cleaning toiletries
To those out there, who have a concern, about those 'human rights"
I'm not scared to make you aware, let me shed some light
if you know, what's good for you, if you're somewhat bright
Now listen to me, this country's "free", or else go fly a kite
Now, freedom as a virtue is something to be taken with stock
so policemen of course will be listenning for any "subversive" talk
Now just a few, and I mean you, might want to watch your clocks
a simple rule, whiners call cruel, you'll be home by nine o'clock
In terms of defense, ladies and gents,I have some extensive plans
there's a dire threat, to our fair nation, we dare not take a chance!
it seems that vile "terrorists", were rumoured mingling in France
no small raid, we will invade, I like wine, women and dance"