If I could pontificate...
Well, I already do.
I'm such a knowall,and a pedant and a... pain.
I always have to have the last word on everything
And I always have to be right - even when I'm not.
Though, to be honest, I'm very rarely wrong.
I don't really know how my friends put up with me, really.
But actually I'm not that bad.
Some people who pontificate
Do so with very little thought.
I consider very carefully, always
And only offer my opinion when I've
Researched the subject well
And looked at all sides of the story
And put myself in everybody's shoes.
And when I'm absolutely
One hundred percent sure
That I'm right...
So in my own defence I'd say
That when I DO pontificate
Maybe I have a point?