I wish I knew if God had a place

I wish God had a place
because He has crashed at mine

I wish God had a place
because He has crashed at mine
for several weeks.

It was ok when He first did the water
into wine
trick but sometimes I like water

and when He said feeding the five
thousand I didn't realise
he meant cats. The place stinks.

I can't sleep for the light from
His halo, it's like having
a neon sign outside your window

Also He keeps bringing back girls
and guys
shouldn't they stay dead really?

I tried to get the Council to house
Him but He keeps giving his name
as Almighty God

and so He keeps
getting turned down for
housing.

He tells me "The Son of Man shall have no abiding place," (Matthew 8:20)
but when I suggest that includes my flat
He quotes Matthew 25:36

"I needed clothes and you clothed me,
I was sick and you looked after me,
I was in prison and you came to visit me."

I tell Him I'm the one in prison.
I have a flat full of cats and zombies
and God.

The End

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