I Think There's Something Wrong With Me
One of my hamsters is obese,
All she does is feast and feast,
The other is so dead thin,
Even my cat can't be bothered to sin.
My cat, also, is bulimic,
He'll eat and eat, and eat and eat,
Then throw up all over the place,
Once even on my brother's suitcase.
My fish are suicidal, I see,
Once there were six, now less than three,
You know, I think there's something wrong with me,
Not to mention, I'm ADHD.
The End
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I Think There's Something Wrong With Me, which
was posted on Jun 21, 2009 by
RHIIkitten.
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"A Poem about my pets"
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Humour / Comic Verse, Just for Fun
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