A Poem about my pets
One of my hamsters is obese,
All she does is feast and feast,
The other is so dead thin,
Even my cat can't be bothered to sin.
My cat, also, is bulimic,
He'll eat and eat, and eat and eat,
Then throw up all over the place,
Once even on my brother's suitcase.
My fish are suicidal, I see,
Once there were six, now less than three,
You know, I think there's something wrong with me,
Not to mention, I'm ADHD.