Your sausage fat lips will attract almost anyone.
Anyone willing to go close to you.
They will come and take you away to have surgery done.
Then you'll stretch those lips of yours and yawn. They smell your breath, see your lips, and look into the vast cavity of your mouth.
Then, you'll snap your mouth shut, causing the fatty part of your lips to wobble like jelly.
You'll slap your lips, making them wobble more, and oozes of fat will come out. Only then will they let go of you.