Hardcore Gamer

Written for fun! Hope fellow gamers enjoy.

Imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
catchin high scores and earnin my haters
imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
the game ain't nothin without the players
here we come, here we go, ready or not
click click boom boom haha headshot

lookin down the barrel of my gun
commin outta spawn gonna have some fun
gotta spare my ammo or I'll be done
shoot to kill no aiming to stun
whether it's a p90 or a lancer
when i fire you be runnin faster
scope, no scope, fire from the hip
maybe get artistic and get ya pistol whipped

Imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
catchin high scores and earnin my haters
imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
the game ain't nothin without the players
here we come, here we go, ready or not
click click boom boom haha headshot

time to show off some real time strategy
early expo gotta earn me some monies
have a good plan gotta keep it hush hush
i could go all air or maybe a zerg rush!
don't be cannon rushin me you dirty cheese
I'll have your zealots cryin on their knees
go ahead and curse son go ahead and cuss
cuz now all your base are belongs to us!

Imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
catchin high scores and earnin my haters
imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
the game ain't nothin without the players
here we come, here we go, going to flank
click click boom boom haha siege tanks!!!

Alright, ok, these japanese are crazy
will they ever make a final final fantasy?
holy crap, boss battle five hours long
oh well, atleast their english ain't wrong
Now I'm fifty hours in, got pretty far
riding a chocobo, oh dang a cactaur!
Been playing since FF7 was around
but damn cloud, give aeris a phoenix down!

Imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
catchin high scores and earnin my haters
imma imma imma imma hardcore gamer
the game ain't nothin without the players
here we come, here we go, ready or not
click click boom boom haha SEPHIROTH!!!


............ SEPHIROTH!!!

(listen to that godly violin playing!)

............SEPHIROTH!!!

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