I thought the 140-character was an arbitrary guideline for the thread. Heh. Didn't realize it was a hard-coded minimal-limit of the site. I understand why, though... Gotta prevent people from leaving one-line spam.
Thinking it was an actual requirement from the originating offer, I went looking for the longest words with the shortest syllables I could find (hence, scrootched and squirrelled). After that, well I just wanted to use the word "cardiovascular" in a poem somewhere. I think I once used "ateriosclerosis" in a poem. Wasn't very good, but was amusing to try, anyway...
Scrootched and squirrelled in