Haiku by the hand of Real Estate Mogul Donald Trump

On "The Apprentice"
You shouldn't insult his hair
Or else, "You're fired!"

 

Alternate Take for the Pronunciation of "Fired" with One Syllable

On "The Apprentice"
You shouldn't insult his hair
Or you'll hear "You're fired!"

 

I apologize for my lack of known Donald Trump trivia. I kinda just latched onto the most prevalent aspects of his being, in my mind. I mean, I'm sure he's a terrific businessman, but...

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