Say hello to Mr. Grinch

Festive?

Christmas music plays
As I'm shopping in ASDA
BUT IT IS AUGUST!

 

In celebration of "FECK" being found none-offensive

December is here
But what is this before me?!
Fecking Easter Eggs!

 

If he doesn't exist... technically, he can't be killed

No Christmas cheer here
I leap over the steel fence
And strangle Santa

The End

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