These ratings are grating in such a blatantly great place,
From those who prefer to wear a mask on their face,
With knives being sharpened for that silly and sly stab,
Not the smartest of moves when the stories are fab,
Disruptive construction erupts with destruction,
Probably came from those with erectile dysfunction,
And it's better to be hated than to be mediocre,
But it's probably not hate, just a really crap joker.