Ever get confused by all those distant family members? No? Well try this!
My Brother's wife's sister has a cousin by marriage.
This cousin has a niece whom he say's has a carriage
When we marry in the summer my brother's wife's sister
Says her cousin by marriage with the niece who has a carriage
Has a son who keeps horses and has been on lots of courses
And her son upon the courses has learned with his horses
So when we marry in the summer my brother's wife's sister's cousin by marriage
Say's his niece's son with his horses will pull the niece's carriage
And get us to the church in time for our marriage.