EW!Mature

This is just a gross little song that I started singing one day while waiting for my facebook page to load. I am guaranteeing that it is IMMATURE, and often times gross. That's a promise. Read With Caution

ew.
like fat chicks in bikini's, like if your mom had a weenie
and like the time you stepped in the dog poo;
you're fuc king ew.

 

 ew.
like bloody tampons on the floor, like cracked out smelly whores
and like the vomit that you'll spew;
you're fuc king ew

 

ew.
like road kill smashed against your car, like hairy bikers in sweaty bars
and masturbating monkeys at the zoo;
you're fuc king ew.

 

and you think i want to be your friend, hanging out until the end
if you only knew what i thought of you;
you're fuc king ew.

The End

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