I know a man who thinks he's great
He thinks he's everybody's mate
The truth be known - he's such a bore
A lying hypocrite, what's more!
Time would stand still for quite a while
I he ever tried to crack a smile
Everything he says is right
To argue means you've got a fight
He been there, seen that, done it too
If you tell him things you'd like to do
Tell him things you know about
And he just throws in the seeds of doubt
He makes me feel downright irate!
But it's just not worth my case to state.........