It stared at him blankly and gave a little burp
Then drank from its glass with a big ugly slurp
This one is not hungry thought Dave with hope
But when Dave tried to pass the badgel said “nope.”
“I’ve seen you before, somewhere far from this place”
At the badgel’s deep voice Dave’s heart started to race
“My people attacked yours, which isn’t very nice,
But you’re the only ones who make really good rice.”
“But seeing as we’re enemies and have met again…”
As the badgel prepared to fight Dave’s stomach shouted in pain
So he grabbed the badgel’s drink and guzzled it down
“Thanks for your help, I’ll see you around!”
He pushed past the red eyed fiend and on into the dark
But soon slowed his pace at the sound of a harp
Ahead on his path was a lady all in yellow
And her beautiful music made Dave quickly feel mellow.
As he slowly relaxed he noticed behind her
A huge fancy door all covered in fur.
He fingered his keys as his mind went all numb
For the lovely lady so prettily sung.