The ring translated, to Dave's dismay
the puffballs will work for him, but only for pay
he had no gold, or so it seemed
but in his pocket, gold did gleam
Dave took this out, to his surprise
it was leprechaun gold, and it hurt his eyes
for brighter and brighter it did shine
till it burnt his hand, and Dave did whine.
Dave dropped it down, and the puffballs stood
they'd take the gold, he knew they would
they raced forward, and took it from him
then whispered to each other, watching him from their limbs
The ring said they accepted the deal,
But more conditions, they wanted a meal!!!
Now there was something that Dave couldn't do
although he did have an urge to go to the loo