Ways to Die While Driving

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You'll be exed!

If that's too mild

Then let's go wild!

Drive with your feet

You'll become mincemeat!

Go over 140 you must

Then you'll bite the dust!

Too easy, am I?

Then flip off a semi!

Pedal Dance Dance Revolution

The idiocy defies evolution!

Eat a sandwich

Call the GPS a witch!

If all else fails

You know what this entails:

In order to get badly marred

You must drive into a junkyard!


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